Lost and Found in Bunnings

Lost and found in bunnings - play artwork

Who would have thought that places like Bunnings, where daggy men lurk in the aisles, would be a hot bed of partner swapping? For among the loose screws and garden mulch, there are bored wives whose heads might be turned by a dag more stylish than their own. There is a lot of sizzling on sausage cooking days, and a variety of dag to be found in every aisle, where their interests and predilections are immediately apparent.

In Lost and Found In Bunnings, two couples are happy that they were shopping on the same day.